Clean Room as a Service: Finally, liberation from open source license obligations

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see also https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/SUVS7G-lets_end_open_source_together_with_this_one_simple_trick/

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I am once again begging people to click the link before voting

Even knowing it's satire, I can't bring myself to upvote it.

Every developer just died thinking about the maintenance

Click all of the links and read thoroughly. My dumb ass scanned it and put my head in my hands.

my mom told me not to click links on internet...

Is this satire or real? Genuinely can't tell because every real AI Bro startup reads like satire.

I love it !! I think it's a very very good satire!! 😂😂

Look at that: 

What if the liberated code has bugs?
Our SLA guarantees functional equivalence, not perfection. Besides, the original open source code probably had bugs too. At least now they're YOUR bugs, under YOUR license.